Goodbye

This is my last one folks. It's been great, take care ya'll!

Whelp here I go again, taking a dick between my legs. When I decided to quit this blog I told myself I would no longer shift into a woman just to be pleased, and that I would use my powers only if needed. But tonight I just needed the dick, and rubbing one off wasn't enough. So here I am in some random female form, riding some dude from a bar I who's name I hardly remember (Carl? Kyle? Miles? Idk).

The perks of shifting I guess is that I can go after what ever the fuck I want, whenever I want.

This blog might be long retired by the time you're reading this, but I will tell you all that I am still out there, shifting around into whoever I want. Because this is my gift, and this is my life. Sometimes you just got to say "Fuck it!"

Good bye everyone,

Riley Howard, aka YourBoobsMyBody

Taste Test

I love the taste of tits. Yeah, sure they don't taste much different than say licking you thumb or cheek, but they certainly make me feel great when I'm wearing a form where I'm able to easily lick the fuck out of them.

I've worn so many female forms my life, and I totally get where girls get envious of others. Not every girl can suck her own tits, and for those who can't I feel so sorry for. It's not fair that I, as a self identified cis-male shapeshifter. can suck any tit I want but some unfortunate people born female without my gift have to go their entire life without being able to taste their tits.

Does it make me greedy or a philanthropist for being able to taste test every huge racked girl I see on behalf of all the member of the itty-bitty-titty-committee out there? (I am born male after all, so I obviously could never taste my own tits).

Side Gigs - A Little Self Love

A little self love never hurt anyone. Above is a brief clip from a recent side gig of mine. The form I took was that of a woman I saw at the bar the other week, she was shy and looked like she would rather be anywhere else but there. If only she knew how sexy she looked, how many heads she was turning. So to prove my point (mostly to myself) I took her form tonight, and man did I get so many views! An all time three month high!

I don't know who you are aloof girl, but you are missing out on such a wonderful body (and a fantastic pair of tits!)

Date Night

Sometimes I need a little lovin', and not just from random strangers online. Tonight is going to be something special. I met a guy on Tinder with one of my many female profiles, we matched two nights ago and hit it off right away. I've made a few changes in this form since I made the profile, mostly in the ass department, I hope he appreciates it as much as I do, because I am sure as hell not coming home alone tonight ;-).

Update: Life and other things

Sad news everybody, I'm going to be away for a while. Like everything in life, life finds ways to make you super busy when you least expect it. I won't go into detail, but lots of positive things are happening to me irl and I need to focus on those before this blog. I do plan on returning to continue the adventures of Danny and his new found womanhood, give you the latest mission updates from the Agents of SHIFT, and, what I know you all love, updates on the secret life of a shapeshifter.

Thank you all so much for the feedback and support, I will be back, but I got to take care of life first.

With that being said, I'd like to leave you with one last shift before I depart. Enjoy!!

Bags of Fun

You know what I like transforming into busty woman? Because breast are the best! You can do so much with them, you can use them to hold your phone, you can control the minds of men with them, they look great, and so on.

Before I got my shapeshifting abilities I was always jealous of woman having breast, I wanted to know what it was like to have those wonderful mounds of flesh on my chest. Now as a shapeshifter I can have any woman's breast I choose to have. And I have make a few extra bucks off them too.

Have a great weekend everyone ;)

Hooking Up

Rememer my Go Pro post? This is why I filmed that.

HOLY SHIT WHY AREN'T MORE GIRLS LESBIANS? Seriously, this way the best night of my entire fucking life.

My mind is blown, PM me for details.

Mixing it Up

Let's face it, sometimes it's nice to mixed it up.

Ever wonder what it's like to have a dick and tits at the same time? No problem if you're a shapeshifter like myself. Sometimes I just get really bored and horny that I just see how much I can change it up.

One of the perks of being a shapeshifter is being about to mix it all up, and having the best of both worlds.

In the shower

I assume most of you have a natural curiosity of what it's like to be a woman in the shower, or else you probably wouldn't be here. Well luckily for all of you, I recently got a Go Pro, and since it's the weekend I had all the time in the world play around with it. This is my "waterproof test" of the camera, as I wore the form of one of some random girl I found on /r/gonewild.

Enjoy XOXO

Out of Town

Hey everybody, YourBoobsMyBody here! As you might notice from the background, I am currently out of town for the week, I've been assigned to go out of town to talk serious business for my company, but it hasn't stopped me from doing my side gig. It's 6am here and before my meeting at 8 I thought I'd give you amazing fans a little show.

Who is this girl? You might ask, honestly, like most girls I shift into, I'm not really sure what her real name is. What I do know is that she was sitting next to me on the plane and was the kind of person who orders a cranberry juice and vodka on a Sunday morning, She was dressed pretty professional though, but I knew she was hiding something amazing underneath. So my gift to you, you beautiful fans, is a little dance as the girl on the plane.

(I haven't worn tits so perfect in a long time)

Ultimate Cosplayer

The thing about being an engineer is that it comes with being a nerd, if you're an engineer you are guaranteed to love video games, comic books, or anime. It's just a part of the package. I grew up playing a lot of video games, during high school they were my social life, my lack of dating life back in those days can vouch for me.

The thing about being a shapeshifter is that comes with the ability to become anyone you want, including video game characters. This is a photo from my last trip to Comic Con 2015 where paraded around the convention hall as one of my favorite characters: Sonya Blade.

When you mix my nerdiness with my talent you can easily become the ultimate cosplayer.

Side Gigs: Lazy night

Sometimes I just want to relax and watch Netflix while working my side gig, tonight is one of those nights. I took on the form of a girl in our HR department, she's beautiful but her A cup breast aren't sexy enough for my side gig, so I borrowed my brother's girlfriends to help me out tonight.

One of the perks of being a shapeshifter is that you can make yourself not just who ever you want, but take the best features of others and mix and match them however you want. When you get a great looking match like my form tonight it doesn't matter what you do in front of a camera, you can watch Archer all night long as a sexy girl playing with her boobs and still get thousands of viewers.

Yep, being a shapeshifter is hard work.

Research

As an engineer I work a lot with moving parts throughout the day, a lot which deals with vibrations which are hard to predict. To study them a little bit more I decided to take on the form Taylor for my cam sesh tonight. Taylor is a girl I haven't seen since high school when she was honestly a pretty unflattering girl, that is until I recently rediscovered her on Facebook this week. She's gotten way more beautiful since then, I just hope her husband doesn't discover this gif from my cam session last night!

More Cam Girl

Trying out a different technique this weekend. Usually I shift into a body that has a bra and shirt size a familiar form of mine and strip out of it. This weekend I want to try a Supergirl pose, let the girls pop out in a shirt they are too great for. 

If you're curious the form I'm taking tonight is of my ex-girlfriend, Clarissa, she was before I acquired my powers. I wonder what she would said if she knew I was using her breast to burst out of a $10 shirt from Goodwill years later.

Side Gigs: Cam Girl

If you've ever taken an Uber you are aware of the gig economy, I just do it a different way.

Have you ever seen an ad saying "Local singles in you area!!!" With those three exclamation points just letting you know the really really want to see you? Chances are I've been one of them.

You see, one of the obvious perks of being a shapeshifter is the ability to work any side gig you please. And some of those nights I just want to make you horny. Next time you're browsing for some cam girl to jerk off to, if you find one with the name Honey Bitch then I thank you for helping me make a living. 

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