Friday, September 16, 2016


This is my last one folks. It's been great, take care ya'll!

Whelp here I go again, taking a dick between my legs. When I decided to quit this blog I told myself I would no longer shift into a woman just to be pleased, and that I would use my powers only if needed. But tonight I just needed the dick, and rubbing one off wasn't enough. So here I am in some random female form, riding some dude from a bar I who's name I hardly remember (Carl? Kyle? Miles? Idk).

The perks of shifting I guess is that I can go after what ever the fuck I want, whenever I want.

This blog might be long retired by the time you're reading this, but I will tell you all that I am still out there, shifting around into whoever I want. Because this is my gift, and this is my life. Sometimes you just got to say "Fuck it!"

Good bye everyone,

Riley Howard, aka YourBoobsMyBody

Thursday, September 15, 2016


"What are you looking at?" Sam asked the man across from him at the bar.

"Uh, it's nothing," the man said.

"It's my tits isn't it?"

"What? No!"

"Yep, it's my tits. You like

"What kind of question is that?" His face was turning full of red blush.

"You want to fuck?"

"What did you say?"

"I asked if you want to fuck?" Sam put his drink on the bar. "Another one please, actually make that two. Get over here," he motioned back to the man. Confused the man got up and walked around the bar.

"You drinks miss," the bartender said.

"Keep the change," Sam handed her a twenty.

"What do yo want?" The man asked Sam.

"I asked you if you wanted to fuck. Look, I don't want the D or anything, but my sis' body definitely does, so I need you to help me with these urges. You got the dick, I have a place for you to put it, so how about we cut the crap and just get on the bed. I saw the way you were looking at me over there, you were practically eye fucking me."

"I like your style girl," he said. "How about we finish these drinks and go back to my place." He reached for one of Sam's drinks.

"Nu uh!" Sam stopped him. "These are both for me, I'm going to need all the help I can get." Sam downed both the drinks as quickly as he could, spilling a little of the liquids on his breasts. "Alright," he said slamming the second glass down, "let's fuck!"

Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Is it in?

"Is it in?" Nathan (left) asked Justin (right).

"Oh fuck!" Justin screamed. "Yeah it's in."

"Now let me do the work, I've been inside Julia's vag before, I know all it's good spots..."

"This is so weird," Justin said fighting the urge to moan. "I can't even begin to describe how weird it is to have a dildo between my legs."

"Shh, no talking more moaning."

Justin went quiet and had his friend do the work. The two men possessed the bodies of two of their hottest coworkers, Julia and Nancy. Justin had always wanted to know what it was like to have sex as a woman, especially with another woman, so the spell was perfect. He convinced Nathan to try it out with him. Nathan took Nancy's body because he had a thing for Julia, the two had hooked up a long time ago and Nathan wasn't able to let her go, but meanwhile she had moved on. Things were really awkward in the office after that.

But nothing would beat the awkwardness in the office the next Monday after the two men returned to their normal bodies and saw Julia and Nancy in the elevator. If only they knew the dirty things they did to each other as the two women standing right next to them.

Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Are you ready?

"Are you ready?" Henry addressed the webcam.

"YES!" Three teen male voices said in unison.

"Here I go," Henry pulled down his mount's bra and revealed her wonderful breasts. Giving them a big shake. He snapped his breasts back into his bra.

"Why'd you put them back?" Andrew's voice came over the speakers.

"It feels so weird, you try having breasts!" Henry gestured towards hi chest. "Plus I've never worn boobs this big before, walking feels so weird."

"Maybe if we get as lucky as you," Kevin's voice was next. "It still blows my mind that you're Elizabeth right now. God I'm so jealous!"

Ever since Henry discovered he was a body hopper he'd possess the bodies of the girls and women his friends and him had major crushes on. Tonight was Elizabeth, a busty waitress at a restaurant Kevin went to with his family earlier that week. Henry was given her picture and after that he was instantly her.

"So what does it feel like?" Josh said. He had been pretty quiet tonight. Probably because this was his first time ever seeing Henry actually use his powers.

"What does what feel like?" Henry asked.

"Being a woman, and having you know... tits."

"Like having two bags of jello strapped to my chest at all times, and it feels so fantastic." Henry jiggled his chest side-to-side again. "Do you boys want more of Elizabeth?"

"Yes please!" Andrew and Kevin both said.

"Good, because I think I found one of her toys laying around. I think I'm going to give it a test drive!"

"Is he.... is he really....?" Josh asked.

"Ohhh, it's just getting good," Kevin said.

"Prepare press record," Andrew said. "Because Henry does not fuck around."

All Henry could do was smile while looking for the dildo. Some boys skate to impress their friends, others play the guitar, and an few of them get good grades, but nobody except him became other people to blow their friends out of the water.

Monday, September 12, 2016


"Oh my god, your tits are so huge. Can I feel them?" A random girl asked Kevin.

"They're all yours girl!" Kevin said.

"Quick, take a pic. Her tit's are so fucking big!" She said to her friend. The girl leaned in and stuck out her tongue.

"Thank you!" She said walking away.

"No problem girl!"

Kevin knew that boobs had their own magnetism. As a body hopper he wore so many bodies that proved his point. His current body, he didn't even know her name, had a rack so huge he managed to get into a pool party with no questions asked. He loved walking around flaunting his new tits in front of a bunch of strangers and getting to know them. Everybody at the party wanted to talk to him, and he knew exactly why too.

Sunday, September 11, 2016

Since High School

"I love you," Erica (right) said.

"I love you more!" Kylie responded. The two women locked eyes. Erica felt a sense of warmth flow through her. Kylie was really the one, and she knew it. The two women began kissing each other sensually.

"Can I tell yo something?" Erica asked her girlfriend.

"Go ahead," Kylie pulled back.

"I've had a crush on you since high school, I never wanted to tell you it because I wasn't sure how you would have felt with your best friend liking you. I'm so happy you finally came out after dating so many guys, I bet it felt great!"

"They were all a bunch of dicks anyways," Kylie said. "You," she said reaching between Erica's legs. "Most certainly are not a dick." She slid her fingers inside Erica. "Show me how much you love me," she moaned.

"As you wish love," Kylie said.

What Erica didn't know was that Kylie did not come out as a lesbian, but it was in fact one of her ex's Jon who had done it for her. Jon and Kylie found themselves in each other's body's months ago, and decided not to tell anyone about it. They decided they would instead live their own lives as each other the way they wanted to live their new lives. It ended up with both of them "coming out" as gay in each other's bodies. Jon always thought Kylie's BFF, Erica, was cute and decided to pursue her. Since the swap Jon had seriously fallen in love with Erica and never wanted to let her go.

In hindsight the body swap accident was the greatest thing to happen to Jon's life. He would never want his penis back if it meant he would lose Erica.

Saturday, September 10, 2016

The Sauna

"How do you deal with all of this?" Clyde (left) asked the girl next to him.

"All of what?" She asked.

"You know, tits bouncing around like jello, a vagina, periods, guys ogling you and hitting on out all the time. How do you deal with all of this?"

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"I just want to know how do you deal with being a woman?"

"You're ridiculous," she said covering herself up with a towel. "I'm out. Thanks for ruining my sauna."

Clyde sighed and sulked against the steaming hot walls. He'd somehow awoken as a woman less than a week ago and had no way of figuring out how to even begin his new life. He was certain that asking other women in places women usually congregate would help. He started with a clothes store, then a Mary Kay party, even an all woman's gym, and finally now a sauna. No woman wanted to offer him any help or advice.

Suddenly the door opened, and in walked another woman. She took off her towel and sat across from Clyde. Without hesitation Clyde asked her the question he had been asking the most lately, "How do you deal with all of this?"

Friday, September 9, 2016

It worked!

"It worked!" The woman across the street shouted and shook her breast back and forth. She began skipping across the road to Ted.

"Oh my god, you can't be fucking serious!" Ted said.

"Would Ms. Baxter ever do this?" She whipped out her tit.


"You bet your tits it's me! I'm 100% Ms. Baxter for the next twenty four hours, and there's nothing she can do about it. So what do you say my man, want to get to work and show me how much of a man you really are?" Spencer took Ted's hand and placed it on his new tit. "Ms. Baxter might not think you're a top student, but you definitely would make a good top in bed."

Ted felt his pants grow much tighter. "The car's around the corner, let's go!"

Thursday, September 8, 2016


Harrison had always had an admiration for the female figure. He loved the contours of their body, the smoothness of their skin, their small angled faces, and the fullness of their breasts. Everything about the female figure was beautiful to him.

He was also one of the few fortunate gifted people out there, as in he was a shapeshifter. His talent came later in life, around twenty-three, much later than most shifters, but he caught on quickly.

Harrison used his new gift to become the women he always wanted to be. Each day a new form, he was never the same woman twice. He even later taught himself to shapeshift in his sleep, his ultimate trick he called it, because even he had no idea how he would look waking up!

It had been four years since Harrison discovered his gift, and since that blessed day the only dick he had between his legs were that of another man's. Harrison loved nothing more than being a woman.

Wednesday, September 7, 2016

Peeping Tom Part 5

"I've worn a lot of breasts, but none as large as yours girl," Tom said lifting his left tit up. He let it drop and felt the vibrations jiggle. "Boy, you two sure are heavy!"

Tom got himself into a modeling studio this time. He always wondered what the life of a glamour model was, what it was like to be paid for just looking hot. So he took the body of some unsuspecting photographer, and once he found the girl he liked most he snapped a quick shot of her. Erika was this girl's name.

This time around Tom wasn't going to change Erika's life, he wasn't going to get her a college degree or an "honest job" because she seemed pretty well off and put together. Hell she seemed to actually love her job! This time Tom was along for the ride. He was going to take a vacation for a while and live the life of somebody who loved life, and looked fucking hot too!

"Erika, it's time for our next photo shoot!" A female voice called from the other side of the door.

"Be right out!" Tom said. "I wonder what it's like to get tit fucked with tits this big," Tom said snapping his bra together, "I suppose I know what I'm doing tonight!"

Tuesday, September 6, 2016

That's not how you do it!

"That's now how you do it!" Miley said to the two women.

"What do ya mean, this is how we always do it?" Aaron (right) said.

"Yeah, leave us alone." Mike (left) slurred.

"Jesus Christ, how drunk are you two?" Miley said, "Have you two never actually been near a vagina before?"

"Oh fuck," Aaron gasped. "That's why I'm not getting hard!"

Mike began uncontrollably giggling. "Holy fuck man, I also forgot we were girls." He said between giggles. "Does it make me straight if I smooch you on the cheeks?"

"Only if it makes you hard," Aaron said taking his boyfriend's lips. "Which I think it hard to come by in our new bodies."

The couple began making out in front of Miley. She gave them time to unwind from their heat. A part of her made her jealous that Mike in her body was making out with the body of her girlfriend. She had to remind herself that her real girlfriend, Karen, was upstairs in Aaron's body waiting for her to come and try out their "new plaything."

"Looks like you two have it all figured out," Miley said, "I'm off to see Karen,"

"Wait!" Mike said. "You're right about the vagina thing. Can you show us how girls do it?"

Monday, September 5, 2016

Masturbating Part 2

See how Martin became not one, but two women at the same time in Masturbating Part 1!
Martin woke up and rolled over to give himself a nice grope on the chest. He always loved Rebecca's breasts, they were so nice and soft, like torso pillows. He enjoyed the early mornings, when all he had was one body to himself. After a year in two bodies it had become second nature to control both simultaneously, but when one was asleep it was just relaxing to worry about living one life, not two.

Martin, in Haley's body, got out of bed and began cooking breakfast for his two mouths. Things were going great, he got a major promotion as Haley nearly doubling his pay. With the promotion he was able to quit Rebecca's waiting job and retire that body from work full time. While Haley's body was at work, Rebecca's would be working behind the scenes at home, usually drafting ideas, writing emails, running finance numbers. People at work thought that Haley was a genius with her ability to nearly instantaneously come up with ideas, or do complicated math in her head.

After work was over he'd usually come home as Haley, eat some dinner then get a full night's sleep. As Rebecca he'd watch TV, play video games, or go out with friends. On the weekends if he was feeling frisky he'd bring a lucky man or woman back home with him and give them the best threesome they'd ever had.

Martin was doing pretty good in life.

Sunday, September 4, 2016

You can't eat that!

"You can't eat that, that's mine!" Ginny said to her roommate Ben. He had just gotten out of the shower and was standing in the kitchen with just a towel on and her chocolate muffin in hand.

"Oh really, I can't?" Ben said. Suddenly before her eyes the once average looking man shifted into an exact copy of her. "I believe it's mine now." He said with her voice and took a bite into the muffin.

"I thought we had a no shifting rule in this apartment! And did you make my boobs bigger?"

"Want to compare to be sure?" Ben popped the rest of the muffin into his mouth.

"Have you used my form for anything else, Ben?"

"Yeah," he said wiping the crumbs from his fingers onto his breasts. "A few things."

"Like what?"

"Let's see: the beach, the gym, and on Kevin."

"Kevin, as in my ex?"

"Yeah, he's hot as fuck. I don't know why you two broke up!"

"When was this?"

"Let's see, when did you go out of town to see you sister?"

"Two weeks ago."

"Yeah, that's when I saw him!"

"You're the worst Ben," Ginny said stomping away. "I can't wait to find a new roommate!"

"Do you still want to compare breasts?" Ben asked. Ginny slammed her door.

Saturday, September 3, 2016

Hello Girls

"Well hello girls," Kevin said to his breasts. "You two are looking fine as fuck if I do say so myself." He gave his breasts a tight squeeze causing a warm tingling sensation between his legs.

Kevin had just managed to possess the body of his hot neighbor, Becky. She was the trophy wife of Mr. Gault, a man at least twenty years her senior, and what a trophy indeed.

During the day, when her husband was gone at work she would usually go out back to their pool and tan completely topless. To fifteen year old Kevin just the sight of her would drive his hormones off the wall.

Masturbation wouldn't cut it, Kevin wanted to get as close as possible to her tits as he physically could. So he possessed her.

"Mmmmm, you're making me so horny," Kevin reached one hand between his legs and tinckled his clit. "Ahh!" His legs grew weak, he almost fell into the water. "I have died and gone to heaven!"

Kevin swam up to the pool side and began exploring Becky's body, both outside and in.

Friday, September 2, 2016

College Hoppers

"Aww yes, this is the best fucking party I've ever been too!" A male voice said.

Jesse (left) and Zach (right) ignored the comment and kept on going at each other. Moments ago the two were doing shots in their latest mounts, and now they found themselves making out in the steamy waters of the hot tub.

The duo loved hoping into college parties because nobody gave a shit how you acted after a few shots of tequila. Tonight was no different, the two hopped into bodies of two random chicks they didn't even bother to remember their names and slammed as many shots as they handle. Once they were at the right levels of drunkenness the two hoppers made their way to the hot tub and let their hormones take over.

Without saying a word the two wasted hoppers knew what the other wants, so they began making out and feeling each other up. Jesse and Zach were going to fuck each other right there in the hot tub for the whole party to see, and they couldn't care less.

Thursday, September 1, 2016

Shopping Spree

Jim loved women, and not in the usual way. He loved the way they dressed, and how their clothes complemented the curves of their body. He loved how a girl could wear anything and still looked amazing. He wanted to be inside a woman's skin so he could be inside of their clothes. As a man he tried out cross dressing, he did a few drag shows, but it never felt right. After a while he gave up and settled for a more "normal" lifestyle.

Then one day he got lucky.

One day he awoke in the body of a woman. It was a dream come true! He didn't know who he was, nor did he care, he was just happy he had the right body to dress the way he felt like he always should have dressed. So, as a woman with a name he hardly even knew, he took to the mall and gave himself a shopping spree.

He had never been so happy before in his life!

Wednesday, August 31, 2016

Whip it Out

"Whip it out Sam!" Harold urged his friend.

"You ready to see the girls?" Conner reached into his top and pulled out his right tit like a magician revealing a rabbit from his hat. He began jiggling it around in front of his friend's face.

"Fuck yes!" Harold felt his pants grow tighter. "Now do the other!"

Conner delightfully followed his friend's request. For years the two boys had been crushing on their friend Michael's older sister, Bethany. She was fix years older than the boys and already moved on to college by the time they went to her high school.

During their freshman year Conner discovered he had the ability to possess people for a short amount of time. He only told Harold about it, and then the two started working on their plan to get as close to Bethany as possible.

Once Bethany sprung in town for spring break the following March Conner went to work.

"Can I touch them?" Harold asked his friend who was juggling his borrowed breasts in front of his face.

"Maybe..." Conner made locked eyes with him and bit his lips.

"You can't do this man!"

"I don't know Harold, they are mine now. And they feel so good!"

"You're the worst!"

"I'm just fucking with you man, they're as much of yours as they are mine. Have at 'em!"

Harold was in heaven.

Shifter Party

"If you love em, why don't ya suck em?" Todd (left) said.

"You bet your sister's tits I will!" Mark (blonde) said taking his friend's left breast in his mouth. The whole hot tub burst out in laughter.

Todd, Mark, Michael (left, center), Jordan (center), and Taylor (right) were all shapeshifters, even worse they were teenage boys. Once a week the five friends would get together and have parties in different forms, this week's theme was sisters. Each of shifters would take the form of their sister.

"Why don't ya suck on mine next, Mark?" Jordan said.

"Why does it have to be Mark? I've been wanting to do that since I wore your sister's body last week!" Taylor asked.

"You wore my sister's shape last week you pervert!" Jordan playfully splashed his friend.

"What can I say? She's hot as fuck, now give me some titty action!" Taylor swam up to his friend's breasts and began sucking. Meanwhile Mark and Todd were still lost in the moment of sucking and being sucked.

"Get your ass over here Michael," Todd motioned. "I got two tits and only one mouth on them, my right one is getting cold!"

That night turned into the best shifter party the boys had to date.

Tuesday, August 30, 2016

You mean this drink is for me?

"You mean this drink is for me?" Nick asked the nice guy.

"Yes, it's all yours. Cheers!" The strange man held up his glass. Nick took a second to realize he was signalling him to lift up his as well.

"Cheers!" Nick said and promptly chugged the delicious drink, because that's what grown up did in movies.

Earlier that day Nick, only twelve years old, found himself in a strange situation. Somehow him and his oldest sister, Emily (22 years old), found themselves in each other's bodies. A few hours later Emily's friends dragged Nick out to a lady's night at their favorite bar.

It only took seconds for Nick to be offered a drink, and then as the night went on he found himself being overwhelmed with drink offers. The more he drank the more he wanted to drink, and the more he drank the more he found the guys offering him drinks cuter and cuter. By the end of the night Emily's friends found Nick at the back of the bar with a man all over his face and his hands all over his tits. Nick was having a really good night.

Monday, August 29, 2016

The show must go on

A violent electrical surge erupted at the party, lighting the air brighter than the mid summer afternoon sun. The jolt spread throughout the pool into the backyard. After the whiteness faded everyone found themselves in a slightly different location.

Somehow the surge swapped the party goers in the pool, nobody was who they were before. Everybody began to lose their mind, except for Phil, the party's DJ.

The former black man found himself in the body of a busty woman. He didn't know who she was, but what he did know is that he had a job to do. Phil approached his deck and got on the mic for a quick announcement.

"I don't know what the fuck just happened, but it just made this party the best fucking party in my life," he grabbed a glass of champagne. "Who's ready to have the party of their life!?!???"

The yells of confusion turned into an eruption of cheers.

Phil grinned from his new body. He put on his headphones and began the best set list he had ever made in his life.

Sunday, August 28, 2016

No Hands!

"Look Carly, no hands!" Jason exclaimed walking into the living room with a mimosa buried between his breasts.

"What the fuck Jason?" Carly roared from her newly acquired male vocal chords. Then silence. Jason gulped, he didn't want to piss off his best friends. "How did you figure this out? I knew my tits were awesome, but not this awesome!"

Jason sighed, the mimosa still dangling between his breasts. "I know right!?!?!? I was just chilling outside, browsing some reddit on my iPad and I couldn't find a good place to hold my drink and read at the same time. Then it occurred to me that this bikini is a little tight, so I took my glass and squeezed this sucker in between my, ahem, your girls and bam!"

"I'm totally gonna steel your trick once we swap back!"

"You can totally have it! Only if we swap back," Jason corrected her. "We still don't even know how the fuck this even happened." He said walking over to the cabinet. "Say, do you have any straws here?"

"Yeah, check the one by the sink." Carly said admiring her old body. She never knew her ass was that good! A part of her wanted to fuck the lights out of her old body, she felt her pants begin rising. She never knew why Jason never approached her physically after all these years, it must have taken him a lot willpower to resist a body that hot.

"Thanks Carly!" Jason plopped the straw in the cup and began sipping. "I'm gonna be outside a little longer with my new cup holder!"

"I think I'm gonna join you," Carly said. Whatever willpower Jason had, she sure as hell did not. "Maybe you can show me your secrets!" She winked.

Saturday, August 27, 2016

It's been fun!

Well today I'm officially marking my retirement of captioning.

I started this blog during a low and stressful part of my life, and since then things have gotten significantly better. I want to put down the reigns of this blog and focus on my life outside of it. I've loved writing all these stories, but after spending my entire morning inside and writing captions when I could have been outside on a run, or hanging out at a coffee shop with a friend, I decided that I've put too much time into this project.

So I'm leaving, but I'm not leaving you all empty handed. I've written enough captions in the backlog to provide you all with plenty of content for the next 20 days (last caption is scheduled to go up on September 16th).

It's been fun everyone, and I will certainly will miss you all. But there are more important things in life than running a fetish blog, I love this community and I will probably never leave it (because that's how fetishes work), but today I am announcing my retirement from captioning.

Have a great weekend everybody, and thank you all for the support!

Down in the Dumps

James kept and eye out for cops, children or other passer's boy all the while trying to look sexy for his client. It wasn't an easy trying to focus while being penetrated by a seven inch dick, but he tried his best.

James was down in the dumps. His company went under, and he couldn't find a job anywhere, leaving him, his wife, and their three children in some serious debt. But he never told them that. In desperation he used his shapeshifting ability and took up a new job, that of a high end prostitute. He played both pimp and prostitute in his operation. He'd find a guy willing to pay, approach him as Donnie, the "pimp." He's show them an assortment of photos of his "girls." Have his client choose one, then arrive as that girl later that day.

Usually the men would bring James home, their houses littered with photos of the men and their so called happy families. He's fuck them, then leave. But apparently his client today had a slip up, his wife got the flu and was home sick, so James had to ride with him to a back alley and fuck out of site. James didn't like it, too risky, but the man was offering him a good sum and more for the inconvenience, and James needed the money. So he let the man ride him while James tried his hardest to focus for cops.

Friday, August 26, 2016

Taste Test

I love the taste of tits. Yeah, sure they don't taste much different than say licking you thumb or cheek, but they certainly make me feel great when I'm wearing a form where I'm able to easily lick the fuck out of them.

I've worn so many female forms my life, and I totally get where girls get envious of others. Not every girl can suck her own tits, and for those who can't I feel so sorry for. It's not fair that I, as a self identified cis-male shapeshifter. can suck any tit I want but some unfortunate people born female without my gift have to go their entire life without being able to taste their tits.

Does it make me greedy or a philanthropist for being able to taste test every huge racked girl I see on behalf of all the member of the itty-bitty-titty-committee out there? (I am born male after all, so I obviously could never taste my own tits).


"Walking with boobs is hard," the SnapText said. It was sent from Hilary's phone, but Ben knew it was really from his friend Hunter. "Here, let me show you ;)"

Ben couldn't type "Don't do it!" fast enough into his phone before he received a purple box in his Snapchat from "Hilary."

He opened it revealing a video of his sister in her bra, smiling and walking with the camera centered on her breasts bouncing up and down, up and down with Hilary's face grinning all the way.

Hunter had been doing this all week! Somehow Hilary and Hunter woke up in each other's body's, and ever since then Hunter had been unleashing his perverted teenage mind all over it. Hunter quickly came clean with his friends, including Ben, about the situation and had been sending snaps of all his adventures as a college aged girl with his friends, including Ben! They used to be best friends, and would often hangout at Ben's place after school, but now whenever Ben came home the closest thing they had to a conversation was the sounds of Hilary's moans coming from her room as Hunter masturbated all afternoon long before their parents came home.

He wanted his sister back.

Thursday, August 25, 2016

Peeping Tom Part 4

Oh no! I thought I published this entry a long time ago. Well consider this your lucky day readers.

Peeping Tom now has its own tag, and I've added a new tag to the blog: make over. For stories about people completely changing their lives after inhabiting a new body. (Like in House Cleaning)

Part 3

You know how in those 80's teen movies there was always an ugly girl that underwent a transformation into a more beautiful and confident version of herself with the help of her friends?

Becky was that girl, and Tom was her friend.

The thing Tom loved most about the camera, other than the obvious perks of becoming anyone he wants, was that no matter what choices he made in the bodies he possessed, once he left they believed they made all those choices.

Tom had made a lot of choices in different women's bodies, none of which he regretted and he often left them better off than before. For example, Allison, a girl he was a few bodies ago, had an extremely shitty boyfriend. He treated her like crap and would often sneak out and cheat on her with another woman (Tom knew this because he was that other woman before Allison). He broke up with her abusive boyfriend and found her a man who actually loved her and treated her well.

But Becky was his masterpiece, and like most masterpieces it took a lot of time and effort. Five months of effort, the longest Tom ever remained in one body. Pre-Tom Becky had major social anxiety issues, talking to anyone other than her sister would raise her heart rate to that of a sprinter's. She worked from home and only wore her favorite color: a dark purple. She was putting on weight around her midsection and only showered when she needed to (usually when she met up with her sister).

Tom had to give her a lot of new habits, and a new wardrobe. And both take time to form.

Post-Tom Becky was a confident young woman who had no issues with people she didn't know. He shaved away her belly fat but managed to keep it where it mattered most, her tits. Tom bought her new clothes and made sure to walk around town as confident as possible. He even found MeetUp groups in the area and got her a few friends. Five months of work, five months of showing Becky her true potential. He ended it as the ultimate wing man, he approached the hottest guy at the club, hit it up with him and once the deal was sealed he pulled his camera out of her purse and snapped a photo of a random girl on the dance floor. He wanted Becky to be the one who slept with her first man in years. He figured he could get laid as any girl, but Becky can only be laid as Becky.

That night he celebrated his success in his new body with another random dude he met at the bar.

Getting Old

Henry sat down topless in front of the webcam for his eighteenth time that month and began playing his tits.

Nineteen days ago Henry had been a lonely single thirty-something male who was going through a rough patch with a recent breakup from his girlfriend. As a means of coping with the breakup his masturbation habits became an addiction, nightly he'd jerk off to some random cam girl.

However one night an FOSE struck him. Suddenly, at the peak of climax, he found himself wearing the body of the beautiful girl he came too. To the outside viewer the live feed went from a girl taunting her tits in front of thousands of strangers to a very confused woman in shock of having breasts at all.

Henry had worked a lot of crappy jobs before in his life, but with the lifestyle his new body had the only way he could make ends meet was to continue her side-gig of being a cam girl. So every night Henry would log on, and dance topless to thousands of horny men just like he used to be, in order to make a few more bucks. After eighteen nights the job began getting old.

Wednesday, August 24, 2016

PSA: Not a fan

As suggested by a few fans, I should add an additional check box at the bottom of the post. So introducing "Not a fan" if you don't like it, or if the post isn't your cup of tea, feel free to vote. Your vote matters, and I want what's best for the community!

Aphrodite Part 4 - Reunion

Once Edward arrived stateside he became aware of just how sexy he now was. Heads turned with each step he took, both male and female. He knew that deep in their minds they were all in disbelief of how so much beauty, how so much lust, could be held in just one woman. But nobody was in more disbelief than his granddaughter April.

"Is this some sort of joke?" April's voice was stern as a rock. "Just who are you really?"

"What were you expecting? Ken told you everything, it's really me, your Grandpa Eddie!"

"This is bullshit, I'm outta here."

Earlier that week Edward had Ken arrange a reunion with April. Edward always had s soft spot for her, of all his grandchildren she held his sense of adventure and open mindedness the most. Ken explained everything to April, and over the phone she seemed open enough to the possibility of her grandfather's transformation. So they went forward with their plans.

"Wait, just wait a minute April!" Edward caught his granddaughter by the elbow. "Even if you don't believe me right now, just humor me and let's get some lunch."

"Ugh, fine!" April sighed and went with the woman claiming to be her grandfather to the restaurant.


It took a while (and a few drinks) to convince April of her grandfather's recent transformation. The thing with women, Edward learned, is that they were unswayed by his new powers of persuasion. Only men could be seduced by the powers of Aphrodite, women saw him as an equal now.

"I cannot believe your tits are larger than mine!" April said a few margarita's later. "How do you walk with those?"

"It's just the blessing of the gods I suppose," Edward took a sip of his whiskey, neat. His body might have changed, but his drink preferences will always be the same. "This is why I've come to you my dear April. I need you help in teaching me to be a woman. I've gotten by so far, but I have no idea what to really do. Can you help your Grandpa Eddie?"

"Your check ladies," the waiter said handing the two their checks. Edward eyed the price, $98.76!

"I believe you've been mistaken sir," Edward said handing him the check. "But I think the decimal is supposed to be closer to the right."

"Oh yes, of course. I'll fix it up right away!" The waiter said acting completely unfazed, but Edward knew what he had done.

"We can start with you wardrobe," April said. She hadn't noticed.

"Are you suggesting a shopping spree?" Edward cheered.

"Yes, you're a woman now, you're going to need a lot more clothes. Let's go shopping!"

"Your check again ladies, so sorry for the mistake." The waiter returned the check. It was marked at $9.88 this time. Edward smiled and handed the waiter a $20.

"Keep the change," he said. "Now let's go shopping!"

Tuesday, August 23, 2016

PSA: Your Vote Matters

Just a quick PSA, if you can please vote on the check marks at the bottom of each post. (The ones that say Funny, Interesting, Hot, and More). They really help me figure out what kind of content you all like. Your vote might not matter this November during the election, but do they matter here.


At the Gym

Damn girl, no wonder your abs are killer. Your tits weigh a shit ton, Adam lifted up his mount's breasts and shook his hips to the music she had on. Oh yeah, they feel so fucking fine! The hopper began playing with his new breasts in the middle of the gym, his panties growing moist.

"Cassie. Cassie! Cassie!!!" The voice overpowered the music in his ears. Adam took off his headphones and eyes a girl near him. "What the hell are you doing?" She said. "You had half the gym's eyes on you."

"I'm so sorry!" Adam said. "I just got really into this song, gosh I didn't even know what I was doing!"

"What are you listening to that almost made you take your top off? What would your boyfriend think about this?"

Mmmmm, boyfriend.Adam thought. I know who's gonna be pleasing me tonight.

Monday, August 22, 2016

Morning Run Part 2

Mila, that was the name Dan told every man he passed on his run. She was quickly becoming Dan's favorite form to run in, no body turned more heads than his masterpiece. He liked running in her form because her figure gave Dan more restrains in his runs to adapt to, so that way when he did run competitively he was more prepared. Yet as time went on he found himself running in more and more charity runs as "Mila."

He had many forms, as most shapeshifters do, but just as one becomes accustomed to their favorite song, or movie, this form was his favorite. He loved the challenge of running with wider hips and a large chest, he loved how many heads he turned, male and female, and he especially loved racing other runners he met on the trail to their beds. 

Sunday, August 21, 2016

Bathroom Dance

"Is that really you Jamie?" Kevin asked the woman dancing in the mirror.

"You bet your tits it's me!" She spun around from the mirror shook her perfect tits in Kevin's face. "God I feel so fucking fine! Your dad really went right with his third wife."

"Ugh," the fourteen year old boy sighed. "She's like twenty years younger than him, it's disgusting!"

"And that makes you ten years younger than I am, I don't see you complaining about you fucking me in a few minutes!" Jamie shook his new breasts again.

"Are you serious about doing this?"

"You're goddamn right I am. Look, I've been jerkin' off to your step mom for months now, and you're the one who wanted to sleep with her. We'd both be doing each other a favor by doing this. So how about ya' stop talking, unhook my bra, and titty fuck the shit out of me?"

Sisterly Love

Well this sucks. The original image was removed, but luckily for all of you I have a huge backlog of captions. Click here to go to the latest caption for today! I decided to keep the caption in case you want to use your imagination instead.

The two girls moaned as they sucked off each other's tits. No words were said because none were necessary.

Within the two sister's bodies resided a single soul, the soul of Harvey. Harvey had taken control of the sister's, Monica and Madison, and enjoyed their bodies for his own pleasure.

Lesbian sex, incest, and masturbation, Harvey was a deviant. But deep down inside, for years, he always fantasized what those two beautiful woman would look like in bed together, and by some strange coincidence he found himself as both of them. Every night Harvey as Monica would leave her boyfriend, drive halfway across the city and enter Madison's apartment to masturbate both his bodies, because nothing was stronger than sisterly love.

Saturday, August 20, 2016

Aphrodite Part 3 - Powers of Persuasion

Edward thought it would be hard to convince his party that the busty goddess who stood before him was actually Edward Donald Hillary, PhD and world renowned explorer, but it was surprisingly easy. The power of Aphrodite appeared to have given him amazing powers of persuasion, or maybe it was because Edward was the first woman the crew had seen in weeks that they would believe nearly anything coming out of his mouth.

"Could you just button up a little more?" Kenny asked Edward.

"I told you Ken," Edward said. "My chest won't allow me to button up any further, see," he began forcing his cleavage together as pulled the shirt together.

"Alright alright," Kenny diverted his eyes away from Edward. "It's just that it's really distracting, our crew hasn't seen a woman in weeks and the first one they see is some busty woman claiming to be their old leader. Can you at least carry something?"

"I'm afraid I can't do that, I'm a woman now which means I'm not as strong. I'll have to leave all the heavy lifting to the men now," Edward lied. He knew he could carry something, hell he knew he probably could lift more than any of the men on the crew with his new god granted abilities, but he also wanted to see how far his new powers of persuasion could go.

"What happened to you Edward?" Kenny sighed.

"I became a woman."

"Other than that, I mean look at you!" He motioned towards his friend. "It's been six days since we found you on the path to the Fountain, all of us are covered in dirt and possibly animal dung too. We smell like we have been just farted out of a horse, and look like we've been crawling in the trenches all day, and you don't even have a speck of dust on you. You aren't just a woman now, something happened to you."

"Kenny, Kenny, Kenny," Edward placed a hand on his friend's shoulder. "I told you what happened. I found the Fountain, well what was left of it, I tasted the waters with my old lips and I felt the energy flow back into me. It just so happened that somehow the Fountain transformed me into a beautiful woman as well. I wish I saved some drops for you Ken, but there was only enough left for a few sips."

Kenny sighed. "I know, it's just that I'm still pissed off about you taking off without me. It was supposed to be our Fountain!"

"How about I make it up to you tonight?" Edward moved his hand further down Kenny's back.

"How could you possibly do that?"

"By sharing a little bit of what the Fountain gave to me, with you. Your wife doesn't have to know."

"Deal!" Kenny said, his face now wide with a grin.

"It's the least I can do," Edward smiled. He grinned at himself, he was impressed how far his new found powers of persuasion could go.

Friday, August 19, 2016


"Get me in that shot what don't ya?" Brian (blonde) said.

"Calm your tits dude, of course I'm going to include you, it looks great for our brand," Zach (brunette) said adjusting the camera. "Say big tits!"

"Big tits!"

Zach and Brian dropped out of school. They were entreprising young men who explored every business opportunity they could. First they offered rides to freshmen to school, next the worked on a school magazine, then another a landscaping business. All were complete failures.

Then one day the duo so happened to find themselves in the bodies of Melissa (blonde) and Erin (brunette), two straight A students in their high school. Melissa and Erin had plans to go to Yale and major in law or whatever. Zach and Brian didn't care, what Melissa and Erin never noticed about themselves was that they had the sexiest bodies in school, and with the sexiest bodies came a great business opportunity for Zach and Brian.

So they dropped out of all of their classes, botched their SATs and application letters, and opened a porn studio.

Say what you will about law degrees, but Zach and Cody easily became the most successful business women in their city.

Thursday, August 18, 2016

Aphrodite Part 2 - The Woman

The party approached the location of the legendary Fountain of Youth. Kenny, Edward's first mate and best friend, was in charge this morning. He had awoken to a note from his trusted friend saying that he could not sleep that night, that Edward could taste the sweet waters of the Fountain and he must go, for it had called out to him. Kenny wondered how a man as old as Edward could be so far ahead of the party since the supposive location of the Fountain was at least a half days hike away.

After a few hours of hiking his mind began wondering what could have happened to Edward, and how he would have to explain the death of one of the few remaining true adventures in the world to the expedition's sponsors, and Edwards children. Then Kenny walked straight into James, the expedition's youngest recruit, who had stopped in his tracks for now apparent reason.

"Get your ass in gear ya' newbie," Kenny barked.

Jame said nothing, he just pointed forward. Fingers trembling. Kenny looked around at the rest of the party. The rest of them began looking the direction of Jame's fingers. Kenny was the last to look, then he saw the roadblock.

Before the party stood a beautiful young woman. Her chest partially exposed beneath a denim jacket, her hair flowing in the wind like it in a movie. Her grin wide and confident. The clothing she wore looked a lot like Edward's.

"It's not polite to stare at a woman you know," she said.

Kenny and the rest said nothing.

"Oh my," she said covering herself up. "I hadn't noticed my shirt was undone, here let me button up."

Kenny wanted to speak, he wanted to ask her who she was and what she was doing here. But for some reason he couldn't find the energy to utter any words from his vocal chords.

Wednesday, August 17, 2016


"I look so fucking hot!" Keenan said. "I suppose Annie's training was totally worth it."

Keenan was an unfortunate soul. A few months ago he lost his body in the FOSE to Julia, a girl he hadn't seen since high school. Apparently she had a thing for him because at one moment he was out getting a few beers with his buds, and the next he was orgasming with his Facebook page opened and three fingers up his new vagina.

Julia hadn't changed since high school, she was the same old overweight girl with the same old confidence issues. And Keenan couldn't stand it! After accepting the reality of his new life he began looking into fitness programs to lose all the excess weight Julia put on since graduation. After weeks of searching he finally found the perfect instructor, Annie. She was a personal trainer who just got Keenan's situation, he didn't know how but he felt a connection between him and her. Within a few months he shed away all of Julia's weight and put on a few pound of real muscle.

"Goddamn I wish I was a guy again, because I'd fuck me all day long." He said snapping a photo for his Instagram.

Tuesday, August 16, 2016

Aphrodite Part 1 - The Fountain

I knew from the beginning this was going to be a series, so I already gave it its own tag.

"Yes, I feel it! I feel the youth flowing back into me, I feel the power of the gods granted to me. I feel youthful again, like I can run a marathon without breaking sweat. I feel... I feel...." Edward began gasping as he felt his chest constricting, like an enormous weight was pressing against it. The optimism the old explorer had suddenly slipped from his mind, had he been guided to the wrong fountain? Maybe this was his karma for abandoning his crew so he could be the first one to drink from the Fountain of Youth. He was beginning to feel like the Nazi at the end of Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, he drank with too much confidence too soon.

Then he saw a strand of dark hair fall infront of his face. Pop, pop! The buttons on his jacket began popping off. He looked down and saw that his chest had inflated, like two Norsemen tumors had began growing out of nowhere. They continued ripping the buttons off until he saw... he saw... cleavage?

Pop the last button went, allowing him to breath normally again. He gasped for air. Instinctively he grasped towards his head, and he felt long strands of think hair. Next he grasped for his chest, it was soft and smooth. Out of panic he reached for his crotch, and was greeted by his biggest fear: nothing there.

Edward began panicking, again it became hard to breath. His gasp feminine, his chest pulling his body towards the ground. He felt lost. He felt helpless. He felt... he felt... powerful. A new surge of energy swarmed within his body, it was warm and lustful. All of sudden he knew what he became, he didn't know how, he just knew what happened. The Greek Goddess Aphrodite had given him a second chance of life, and with it a piece of her power. Edward grinned and opened the denim of his shirt. Soon his party was going to be here, and soon he was going to test out his new gifts.

Monday, August 15, 2016

A little too far

Aaron was beginning to think his fantasy was going a little too far. His girlfriend, Harley, and him were into some really kinky stuff, things that make Fifty Shades of Grey child splay in comparison.

Aaron and Harley had a rape fetish. Nothing turned Harley on more than the thought of being tied up and forced to submit to her lover in ways she could never think of. Aaron got hard thinking of physically forcing her to do twisted sexual acts. It was fucked up, it was dirty, and it was proof that the two of them were made for each other.

Overtime the fantasy got dry. Aaron began running out of ways to "kidnap" and restrain Harley, and Harley was beginning to get used to it all. Nothing was surprising her anymore. That was until Aaron found a way to swap their bodies.

Tonight was their first night in their new roles. Aaron the defenseless damsel who had no choice but to submit to her capture, and Harley the abusive abductor. It had started fine with Aaron being dragged off the couch and into the guest bedroom and being tied down and being forcefully penetrated in every hole in Harley's body. But as it went on Harley's true desires began to show. She tied her boyfriend up, duct taped his mouth shut and blindfold him and forced him into the back of the trunk. She drove across the city to a run down motel she had reserved earlier that day, and threw him onto the bed.

Aaron had never seen such raw desire in anyone's eyes, and he had never felt so desired before in his life. He was scared of what Harley would do with desire that strong, he wanted back into his old body before it got into his new one first.

Sunday, August 14, 2016

Are You Sure? Part 2 - Fuck the guest!

"Are you sure about this?" Jon asked Clyde.

"Oh I am more than sure," Clyde said revealing his cleavage. "I want you inside me right now." He began playing with his breast in front of his best friend.

Clyde and Jon's relationship had never been so close. It had been four months since the ghost of Clyde took over the body of Jon's trophy wife, Claire, and things could not have been better between the two friends. Jon had all but forgotten about how much of a gold digging bitch she was, and Clyde loved nothing more than being back in the land of the living. What Clyde never expected was just how much of a nympho Jon's wife was. These occurrences were hardly rare.

"But what about the guests?" Jon said attempting to suppress his erection.

"Fuck the guest," Clyde took his best friend's hand into his and pulled him towards his feminine body. "Fuck me!" Clyde wrapped his legs around Jon and began making out with him, moaning with every breath he took.

"I'm so fucking happy you're my wife!" Jon said pulling down his pants and penetrating his best friend. Clyde roared into an echoing moan, every time felt like the first time with Claire's vagina.

Saturday, August 13, 2016

Question of the day: What part of the female experience excites you the most?

For me it has to be the sex. Oh and boobs, especially boobs.

Side Gigs - A Little Self Love

A little self love never hurt anyone. Above is a brief clip from a recent side gig of mine. The form I took was that of a woman I saw at the bar the other week, she was shy and looked like she would rather be anywhere else but there. If only she knew how sexy she looked, how many heads she was turning. So to prove my point (mostly to myself) I took her form tonight, and man did I get so many views! An all time three month high!

I don't know who you are aloof girl, but you are missing out on such a wonderful body (and a fantastic pair of tits!)

Friday, August 12, 2016


"Motherfucker!" The voice yelled on the other side of the headphones. It belonged to a player with the screen name RadBrad02, and it was squeaky and cracked often, he was probably around Blake's original age. "Fuck you, you little bitch! How the fuck did you even land that shot? You hacker cunt! I will fucking fuck your mom for that bullshit!"

"You wanna fuck me?" Blake said through the mic. There was silence on the other end, he always took joy out of guys online going quiet after hearing a woman's voice.

"Who the fuck are you?" RadBrad02 called out.

"I'm my mom," Blake's voice was calm and cool. "You said you wanna fuck me right?"

"No fucking way you are, I've played against RighteousFury before and I can tell you two things about him: he's a crybaby little bitch and he's definitely not a girl!"

"Things have changed since our last match Brad. So do you still you wanna fuck me? My offer still stands."

"Whatever, I'm muting you you cunt." The mic cutoff.

Blake couldn't hold in his laughter anymore, he let it all out. He finally got on Brad's nerves, and all it took was being his mom. That certainly made his day better, which had been a strange day already.

Thursday, August 11, 2016


See Part 1 of Harold's adventure here.

Nice rack, Harold thought admiring his mount's breast. I haven't seen a pair this perfect in so long!

"Are you okay Sid?" The young man next to Harold asked.

"I'm fine, just checking to see if I still have any tan lines." Harold looked up from his breasts into the young man's eyes.

There's something about hormones that can really override one's thoughts. No matter how powerful of a body hopper you are, male or female, hormones will always win. Harold was immediately struck by the young man's handsome looks, his jawline was so square and masculine. His eyes so blue and soft. And his body. His body was to Harold to what his mount's breasts were to the man next to him, it was so perfect and hard. Harold had never wanted a man inside him so much before in his life.

"You look fine," the man continued.

"Are you sure?" Harold asked?

"Yes, perfectly fine."

"Here, how about you check for me?" Harold told the young man's hand and placed it on his breast. "Take a peak, feel around, make sure there are no tan marks."

A little tent began to pitch inside that man's swim suit. His hormones began to override him. Harold felt the man's hands as they began caressing his breasts.

"Wait," Harold said removing the man's hands from his breasts. "Not here, how about we go somewhere a little more private?" He stood up, taking one of the man's hands and led him to a secluded part of the beach. They were both slaves to their body's hormones, and neither would like it any other way.

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

We're in public!

"Fuck you, this body is mine now!" Tyler said, his newly squired breasts concealed only by two middle fingers.

"Jesus Christ Tyler," Maggie's voice cracked in frustration. "Put by breasts away, we're in public!"

"Nuh uh, they're mine now! Plus I think he's really enjoying the view," Tyler winked at an oncoming jogger. The jogger quickly diverted his eyes from Tyler's chest towards the path ahead.

"Put them away, you're embarrassing me!"

Maggie watched her old face grin even wider. She had no idea that her lips could even stretch as far as Tyler stretched them. Without saying a word her younger brother removed his top completely and tossed into the brush beside him, exposing Maggie's bare breasts for the whole world to see.

"I'm going to take a walk, maybe find the jogger or something. I'm pretty sure he wasn't embarrassed looking at me. Wanna join sis?"

Maggie was frozen in rage, her face as red as fire.

"See ya later sis," he said strutting away. "Looks like it's just me and the girls today!"

Tuesday, August 9, 2016


Dave stood by the limo as the private jet roared on up the tarmac. The gust from the jet engines was enough to blow off Dave's footing, but he was a professional and professionals do not budge.

The bodyguard was given a brief memo today from the CEO of Meridian International, Charles Vincent, that his experiment had been a complete success and that his most trusted bodyguard, Dave, should be expecting him to arrive in a different form, and that he is under strict orders to trust that no matter what, if a person comes up to him today claiming to be Charles Vincent, to act towards them as if they are Charles Vincent. It must have been one crazy experiment.

The plane halted a few feet from the limo and lowered the staircase. Out walked a beautiful woman, she was dressed in a designer dress and walked with more power and confidence than any woman Dave had met before in his life.

"Dave," she said approaching the car. "Nice to see you again. How do I look?"

"Excuse me miss, I don't believe we've met." Dave said sternly.

"Did you not get the memo?"

"I did get a memo."

"Did you get the second memo?"

"I only got one miss."

"You didn't get the second memo?" She said pulling out her phone. "Somebody's getting fired it looks like." She typed out a quick email and put her phone back into her purse. "Problem solved. Now Dave, what did the first memo say?"

"To treat anyone who claims to be Mr. Vincent as if they are Mr. Vincent today."

"Good, good. Well Dave, I am Mr. Vincent. The boys in the lab have been helping me find a fountain of youth. This is the answer, a brand new body!" Charles said. "This should have been explained in the second memo with a detailed report. This body is only temporary for now, she's just some random model we paid off, thought I'd give the female form a spin for a weekend to see what it's like. But this is the answer Dave, we solved death! This calls for a little celebration, don't ya think?"

"I agree Mis-ter Vincent," Dave gulped. "Where too?"

"The usual of course," Charles said setting himself into the rear seat of the limo. "Oh, and you can call my Charlie."

"Of course Charlie."

Monday, August 8, 2016

Can I tell you a secret? Part 3

Where we last saw the roommates. 

Sean lied on the couch. He was wearing an new body and new lingerie he bought just for it. Unlike every other body he wore for Eric, this one was 100% custom made, made to be everything Eric desired physically in a woman. From the shape of her face to the tightness of her pussy, Sean had become the perfect woman for Eric.

Tonight marked the one year anniversary of Sean revealing his secret to his unsuspecting roommate. He would become any woman Eric requested because Sean knew how much more fun women had in bed, and more importantly he knew how great Eric was under the sheets. Over time Sean and Eric became exclusive, Eric stopped bringing women over because he had a roommate who would let him fuck any woman he wanted.

Sean admired his form again, smiling at his masterpiece, he called her Sara. Honestly he wouldn't mind staying as Sara for a long time. He never considered himself gay, and maybe it wasn't gay if you only slept with your male roommate as a woman, and at this point in his life he had more sex with a vagina than with a penis, but he was really falling for Eric. Eric and Sara, what a lovely couple. He thought to himself.

Sunday, August 7, 2016

Pole Vault

"So I just take this enormous pole and thrust it into a little hole as hard as I can. Then I just ride it all the way up to a climax then fall gracefully onto a comfy pad? I had no idea how erotic pole vaulting is!" Dylan said to his sister.

"Shut up Dylan," Caroline said from the sidelines.

"Hey, I bet that little hole over there, gets more action than you!" he gestured towards the pole vaulting.

"I said 'Shut up!'" Caroline's face rose to a faint pink. "It's not like you've ever pounded any hole with your little pole anyways."

"Ouch," Dylan said. "Maybe it's time to change that."

"How? It's not like we know how to get back to our bodies, so in the mean time you're going to do my track meets in my body. That pole between your hands is the only one you got now."

"Well it's a good thing this is a solo sport," he said hoisting it up. "Because that's the only way I know how to use one!" And with that he dashed towards the little hole on the ground with his new kind of pole.

Saturday, August 6, 2016


"Yeah, shake yo body girl!" Max said panning his phone's camera around the obviously drunk fan.

"You like it Max?" She asked.

"I fucking love it. Keep it up girl!"

Max was the bassist of the Slash Monkies, an indie punk band that had been making their rounds at music festivals. At every fest he had his share of groupies but none of them had the enthusiasm as this girl. Her passion for him and the rest of the band was so raw and pure, and unlike other groupies she seemed more interest in the people in the band than just sleeping with them.

Today was their last day at the current fest and Max was honestly afraid to see her go.

"Hey Macy," he asked putting down the camera. "How would you like to join us for the rest of the tour? It's only a few more weeks and me and the boys would love your company."

"Do you really mean it?" she squealed.

"Yes I do. So what do you say?"

"I WOULD LOVE TOO!" She screened and hugged Max like a boa constrictor.

What Max didn't know wast that inside of Macy's body was not the soul of a quirky young woman, but the soul of fourteen year old Jesse, the self proclaimed number one fan of Slash Monkies. Jesse used a body swapping spell to take over the body of a random stranger at Indie Fest so he could see his favorite band despite his parents not allowing him to go. Little did he know at the time that he would be getting much more closer to the band members than just the front row. Let's just say that fourteen year old boy got as close as a woman could possibly get with each member.

Friday, August 5, 2016

Pure Bliss Part 2 - Going to Work

"How do girls get anything done with boobs?" Mitchell asked himself while caressing his favorite new assets. He had a livestream starting in ten minutes and all her could think about was his breasts. His hand passed over his nipple, releasing an involuntary moan from his feminine vocal chores. "I always forget how sensitive you girls are," he said looking down at his chest.

"It's not our fault we're so sexy," his said speaking in a baby voice while pushing his breasts back and forth, feeling their flesh rub up against one another then release. "Honest!"

Life as Ruby was a joy. Mitchell would game all day, then hit the streets of Italy at night. Mitchell didn't speak a lick of Italian, but he quickly learned it didn't matter to women so hot that on a 1 through 10 scale with looks so blinding that shot way above a 10 and beyond the infinities that men and woman a like had only one rating they used no matter the language: "W-w-w-w-wow!!!" Mitchell was now a "W-w-w-w-wow!!!"

As Ruby his life was full of nothing but compliments: online and off. He'd walk down the street every night with his breast pointed high and forward, as if they were leading the way to his next destination. His Instagram was filled with thousands of likes, even if he didn't smile, and the comments section soared with flattery, he even found the creepy comments and obligatory dick pics sent to him charming. Most night's he'd hit up a bar near Ruby's apartments and would usually bring back some lucky guy, or girl, back with him to share his new amazing body with. Yep it was a joy, but it had it's draw backs.

Mitchell felt a now familiar warm tingly, and damp feeling between his legs. "We know what you want," he continued voicing his breast. "Play with us please!"

"But girls," he said in Ruby's normal voice, "I already did that this morning. I got a livestream in eight minutes!"

"They can wait, they always do. The world loves you Mitchell, please spare us some love too!"

"Alright," his hand began slipping down into his pants. "You win, you- AHH!" He moaned as his hand penetrated his vagina. "Fuck, how do girls get anything done with this?" He said going to work between his legs.

Thursday, August 4, 2016

House Cleaning

"Steven, is that really you?" Kimmy said approaching a face she hadn't worn in over a year. The woman at the palm tree looked over and smiled. Kimmy's heart stopped, it was really her. Well her old body that is. "Holy shit Steven, that really is you! What did you do to my body? I look- I look h-"

"Hot?" Steven leaned against the palm tree. "And what I think you meant is that you look hot. This body isn't yours anymore."

"I just don't know what to say..." Kimmy was dumbfounded. When she abandoned her body over a year ago it was chunky and severely overweight, like 240 lbs overweight. She left it for Steven's, who was fit and much lighter than her. Kimmy chose a male body thinking her life would be a lot easier since men were way less judgmental than woman. Now standing before her was a beautiful woman with fantastic tits who only looked familiar to her only in the face.

"Amazing isn't it?" Steven continued, "How having a little self control and discipline can take you a long way. Your body was disgusting Kimmy, like a house that hadn't been cleaned in years. I hated every moment living inside of it, until I got so fed up with all the filth that I decided to do a little house cleaning.

"You know what's great about house cleaning? You get to discover treasures you never thought you had. Like damn girl, you had a rockin pair of tits and all you had to do was work for them. Instead you ran away, ran away into the body of some tourist. But hey, looking how you're treating my old body it looks like you might not be that far away from having tits yourself."

"How about we trade back?" Kimmy pleaded.

"Fuck you. I'd never give this body up."

"Hey Kim!" A male voice shouted from behind Kimmy. "You ready to go to the shores?"

"Who's that?" Kimmy asked her old body.

"Oh you wouldn't know him, that's Anthony. He's new here. Coming love!" Steven shouted. "And he's my new boyfriend." With that Steven-as-Kimmy left his old body behind hoping into Anthony's truck.

"B-b-boyfriend?" Kimmy muttered. She never had a boyfriend...

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Date Night

Sometimes I go into write a quick caption, but then I get carried away. This is the result of one of those times. Enjoy!

"Hang on, lemme send a text," Mark told his date.

"Uhh sure," his date said. Mark had already forgotten his name. Was it Harold? Harry?  Henry? Eh it didn't matter after four glasses of wine anyways.

Dude, Kevin, this guy is so DTF. The text read. This mount's rack is like mind control, I swear I've never worn tits this perfect ever before! XD. How's your date going?

"Are you done yet?"

"One sec," Mark held up his left finger, "and send. So what were you saying about how you study meteors? I think that's really cool."

"I'm a meteorologist, I don't study meteors I study the weather. Have you been listening to a single thing I've said all night Hannah?"

Hannah, that's right, that's this mount's name. Mark thought.

"Look here honey," Mark reached across his table and took his date's hands. He looked directly into Mark's borrowed eyes. "No, not here, but here," Mark motioned towards his cleavage. "You've been very kind to me tonight, but a woman like me would never dress this sexy if she didn't want something from a man, and I'm not just talking about the free wine. How about we just skip the charade and each each other what were really want."

Mark began began playing with his date's feet and sensually messed with his zipper between his enormous breasts. His date was silent with either contemplation or sexual desire, Mark was too horny to tell.

"Miss. Miss. MISS!" An unfamiliar voice said. Mark snapped out of his tease and looked in the direction of the voice. It was their waiter. "I'm sorry you can't do that here, if you two need a room please leave. We have other customers who'd rather eat their food with less... sex."

"It's no problem. We were just about to leave anyways, isn't that right hun?" Mark asked his date.

"Actually I think I'm just going to leave," his date said standing up. "It was nice meeting you Hannah, but I can't do this. Not tonight."

"No don't leave me Harold, you're so hot! Don't you want to please a woman like me?"

"It's Harry!" He said walking with his back to Mark.

"God dammit, I thought I had him," Mark said putting his head on the table in defeat.

"Will you be paying for this Miss?" The waiter ask calmly.

"Ugh, fine." Mark said handing him Hannah's card. "It's not like it's my money anyways."

Bzzt. His phone went off, he checked it. It was from Kevin.

Night's going great over here! At first not so much, but I took your advice and went to the bathroom to show more of my mount's tits. I'm so getting laid tonight! Good luck with your date :), the text read. 

Don't do it dude, Mark sent back. Men aren't as simple minded as that Ugh, my date walked out on me. This is fucking embarrassing, you'd think that since we were dudes it'd be easy. Nope.

I'll let you know if it works for me. Oh shit, he's coming back from the bathroom. TTYL! Kevin's text read.


"Wow Michelle, you look even more fantastic than before," Kevin's date said sitting down at the table.

"Aww, thank you James," Kevin blushed. "What brought that up?"

"I don't know. Did you do something with your hair?"

Kevin laughed. He reached across the table and took his date's hands. "It's alright James. you can say breasts."

"Alright, your breasts are more..."

"More exposed," Kevin finished. "James, I'm up here."

"I am so sorry," James' face was flushed.

"You're so cute when you're embarrassed!" Kevin giggled. "How about the two of us get out of here, so you can see more of what's under here?"

"That would be great! Waiter, check please!" James shouted.

I don't know what you mean man, getting laid as a woman is so easy! I'll see you tomorrow ;)

Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Inside Jessica Nigri Part 8 - Vacation

It's been a while since we last saw how Charlie was doing as Jessica Nigri, let's take a peek at what he's been up to!

"How are you doing Cameron, my man?" Charlie said opening up Facetime.

"Not as good as you obviously," Cameron said. His dark messy room in the background was in stark contrast to the beach Charlie lied on. "I've been following you on Instagram after all, looks like you're having a great time in the Caribbean."

"It's been wonderful!" Charlie said rolling over onto his chest. "Being an adult is hard work, but a summer vacation is well worth it."

"Doesn't that hurt you?"

"Doesn't what hurt me?"

"Lying on your boobs like that, that has to hurt," Cameron said. His voice was worn and tired.

"Nope, they're quite comfy actually. It's like lying on two pillows attached to me, except bouncier," Charlie began bouncing up and down on his chest. He loved pushing his best friend's buttons as Nigri.

"Alright, alright." Cameron said. "Stop it, I was just curious is all. So how many days are left on your vacation?"

"Too little," Charlie said rolling back on his back. "I didn't actually plan this trip, it was all pre-planned by Nigri and her assistant months before I became her. If it was up to me I'd be here for another month or two, but sadly I have to get back to Phoenix in three days. Sucks!"

"Sucks to suck," Cameron said. "Still better than the trip I took with my family. Five days with my stupid cousins in Nashville was five days too long, I swear I wasn't meant to be born into this family. They're so embarrassing! Maybe one of these days I'll find a way to begin a new life like you did."

"Well keep me updated if that happens, but choose wisely. I didn't expect to be stuck as Jessica, it just sorta happened. Do I like it? Most of the time: yes. But her life is really intense, she's a fucking workaholic and I have to keep up appearances. This is why I need this vacation, it's literally just me on this trip, no one else. If I had to spend another second around her personal assistant and her uptight personality I swear I was going to strangle her."

"You're right. I was being mellow dramatic and a tad envious. The grass is always greener I suppose. Hey man, I gotta go. My mom's calling me."

"Sure man, talk to you later!"


The screen returned to Charlie's home screen, Lying back on his recliner his phone started buzzing. It was Jessica's PA, calling for the thousandth time that day. He hit the ignore button then powered his phone down. It was his vacation and he wasn't going to let anyone ruin it.

Monday, August 1, 2016

Not so sure anymore

"I'm not so sure about this anymore," Tim said to his friend who James who was beginning to pull down his pants.

"Come on man, we agreed on this!" James said hoping into the hot tub, his erection standing at full attention.

"I know, I know. It's just that..."

"It's just that what? Obviously you're not afraid of getting your pussy pounded. Yeah, I saw you making out with Mitch in the hallway yesterday. Or the fact that just a day before you gladly took a ride with Jeremy back home. Oh and the day before that, your first day as Ginny I might add, you called off the first time this was supposed to happen so you could rest. I'll have you know, I saw Snapchats from Anthony that night of your making out with him. You've been Ginny, the hottest girl in the entire school for just four days and you've already made her the biggest slut in the entire school. What the hell do you have against me?"

"You want the truth?" Tim asked.

"Yes I want the truth," James demanded.

"Well it's just that your," Tim brought his index finger and thumb together with a small gap between them, "your dick is a little too small for me."

"Arrrggghhhh!" Jame roared. "If my best friend isn't going to sleep with me I don't know if I'll ever get laid." James hopped out of the pool, still naked and erect.

"Hey, where are you going?" Tim asked.

"To do the thing you won't do." He wrapped himself in his towel. "I'll be in my room, don't knock." He slammed the door behind him.

"Sorry..." Tim said.

Sunday, July 31, 2016

Beautiful View

Mike stretched himself awake in the warm afternoon sun. Yawning he looked down towards the pool, being greeted by the two perfect breasts upon his chest.

"My my, another beautiful view," he said admiring his breasts. "I don't think I'll ever get tired of this." He kept his eyes focused on his tits, took them both in his right hand and his phone in his left. He began multitasking between Facebook and his breasts.

Facebook used to always piss of Mike, it was full of nothing but his friend's biggest achievements, like traveling around the world or getting a promotion. He began to feel left out and useless as he grinded away at his job at an IT help desk in a major company. Then all of that changed during an office visit from his boss' boss' boss' boss and his beautiful wife who had to have been at least thirty years younger than him.

The details of the switch were foggy to Mike, all he knew is that at one point he was helping out somebody connect to the building's wifi and the next his hand held the hand of his boss' boss' boss' boss, and stood at least a head shorter than him. Oddly enough Mike didn't react that much, he figured a change is a change. Meanwhile his former body began yelling and screaming "Who the fuck am I? Where is my body? What the hell is happening here?" "Let's go hunny," his boss' boss' boss' boss said to him. And that was the last he ever saw of his old male body.

Living the life of the wife of one of the richest men in the city was like being on permanent paid time off, he hadn't had to work a single day since the incident and her husband apparently knew so little about her other than the contours of her body (which he knew really well) that Mike just kind of blended right in. The best of all was that he could post just about anything on Facebook now and he'd end up with so many likes on his posts. He held up his camera and took a selfie, his right hand still groping his breasts. Within seconds the post had fifty likes. He smiled and put the phone down, admiring the beautiful view once more.

Saturday, July 30, 2016

Bello's Beauties Part 2: The Commercial

"This summer the only thing that should change about you is your swimsuit." A breathy female voice said through the monitor. "From legendary designer Tory Bello comes a new line of swimsuits so breathtaking, you will have the whole beach looking at you. Introducing the brand new Fiato line, only available this year."

"Perfect," the director said pausing the screen, "she is absolutely goddamn perfect. So what do you think Mr. Bello?"

The designer sat at his desk admiring himself on camera, he had to agree with the director, he did look really good in that form. Although that was just about everything he could agree with the director on, there were somethings that he didn't like about the man during his day on set.

"About the commercial or the model?" Bello asked.

"The commercial of course! We can talk about the model later," he whispered.

"The commercial is fine," Bello said, his voice stern. "But I'm afraid we can't show it."

"Huh?" the director's mouth opened in surprise. "And just why is that?"

"The model we used that day, Emily," Bello paused recalling the events of that day. "She informed me that your behavior towards her was less than professional, hell even lower than that. Dare I say immature?"

"What are you talking about?"

"Forty-six accounts of you calling her a bitch, twenty-nine accounts of you raising your voice at her, twenty-two accounts of you shusshing her when she offered feedback, seventeen accounts of molestation, and five accounts of you following her directly to her changing room so you can 'keep an eye on her.' Just what is your problem?" After countless experiences with directors in the fashion world, Bello had gotten really good at keeping track of the rampant sexism men would express, especially the ugly ones, the moment they had power over a beautiful woman. Needless to say, Bello did not give this director one of his famous bonuses after the shoot.

"Who told you this?" The director said, Bello could sense him trying to suppress his anger. 

"Why Emily of course," Bello said crossing his arms. 

"How could you possibly believe that? Who the hell counts every time something like that happens to them? That is complete bullshit Mr. Bello."

"I trust my beauties," Bello said calmly. "Especially more than I trust you."

"You're going to believe that bitch over me?" the director's anger broke through. "I'm a well renowned fashion industry director, I've done commercials for Calvin Kline for fucks sake! And you're going to trust some girl who only gets paid for her looks over a man who put time and dedication into his craft!?"

"You will be paid for your work in the editing room, and we will compensate your staff at full price. I will not pay you for the day of the shooting, I do not tolerate that kind of behavior here. Now get out or I'll make sure you never work in this industry again!"

"Fine," the director said, rage still flowing through his veins as he stood up. "I fucking hated that bitch anyways." He said slamming the door behind him. 
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