The Sauna

"How do you deal with all of this?" Clyde (left) asked the girl next to him.

"All of what?" She asked.

"You know, tits bouncing around like jello, a vagina, periods, guys ogling you and hitting on out all the time. How do you deal with all of this?"

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"I just want to know how do you deal with being a woman?"

"You're ridiculous," she said covering herself up with a towel. "I'm out. Thanks for ruining my sauna."

Clyde sighed and sulked against the steaming hot walls. He'd somehow awoken as a woman less than a week ago and had no way of figuring out how to even begin his new life. He was certain that asking other women in places women usually congregate would help. He started with a clothes store, then a Mary Kay party, even an all woman's gym, and finally now a sauna. No woman wanted to offer him any help or advice.

Suddenly the door opened, and in walked another woman. She took off her towel and sat across from Clyde. Without hesitation Clyde asked her the question he had been asking the most lately, "How do you deal with all of this?"

Shopping Spree

Jim loved women, and not in the usual way. He loved the way they dressed, and how their clothes complemented the curves of their body. He loved how a girl could wear anything and still looked amazing. He wanted to be inside a woman's skin so he could be inside of their clothes. As a man he tried out cross dressing, he did a few drag shows, but it never felt right. After a while he gave up and settled for a more "normal" lifestyle.

Then one day he got lucky.

One day he awoke in the body of a woman. It was a dream come true! He didn't know who he was, nor did he care, he was just happy he had the right body to dress the way he felt like he always should have dressed. So, as a woman with a name he hardly even knew, he took to the mall and gave himself a shopping spree.

He had never been so happy before in his life!

You mean this drink is for me?

"You mean this drink is for me?" Nick asked the nice guy.

"Yes, it's all yours. Cheers!" The strange man held up his glass. Nick took a second to realize he was signalling him to lift up his as well.

"Cheers!" Nick said and promptly chugged the delicious drink, because that's what grown up did in movies.

Earlier that day Nick, only twelve years old, found himself in a strange situation. Somehow him and his oldest sister, Emily (22 years old), found themselves in each other's bodies. A few hours later Emily's friends dragged Nick out to a lady's night at their favorite bar.

It only took seconds for Nick to be offered a drink, and then as the night went on he found himself being overwhelmed with drink offers. The more he drank the more he wanted to drink, and the more he drank the more he found the guys offering him drinks cuter and cuter. By the end of the night Emily's friends found Nick at the back of the bar with a man all over his face and his hands all over his tits. Nick was having a really good night.

The show must go on

A violent electrical surge erupted at the party, lighting the air brighter than the mid summer afternoon sun. The jolt spread throughout the pool into the backyard. After the whiteness faded everyone found themselves in a slightly different location.

Somehow the surge swapped the party goers in the pool, nobody was who they were before. Everybody began to lose their mind, except for Phil, the party's DJ.

The former black man found himself in the body of a busty woman. He didn't know who she was, but what he did know is that he had a job to do. Phil approached his deck and got on the mic for a quick announcement.

"I don't know what the fuck just happened, but it just made this party the best fucking party in my life," he grabbed a glass of champagne. "Who's ready to have the party of their life!?!???"

The yells of confusion turned into an eruption of cheers.

Phil grinned from his new body. He put on his headphones and began the best set list he had ever made in his life.

No Hands!

"Look Carly, no hands!" Jason exclaimed walking into the living room with a mimosa buried between his breasts.

"What the fuck Jason?" Carly roared from her newly acquired male vocal chords. Then silence. Jason gulped, he didn't want to piss off his best friends. "How did you figure this out? I knew my tits were awesome, but not this awesome!"

Jason sighed, the mimosa still dangling between his breasts. "I know right!?!?!? I was just chilling outside, browsing some reddit on my iPad and I couldn't find a good place to hold my drink and read at the same time. Then it occurred to me that this bikini is a little tight, so I took my glass and squeezed this sucker in between my, ahem, your girls and bam!"

"I'm totally gonna steel your trick once we swap back!"

"You can totally have it! Only if we swap back," Jason corrected her. "We still don't even know how the fuck this even happened." He said walking over to the cabinet. "Say, do you have any straws here?"

"Yeah, check the one by the sink." Carly said admiring her old body. She never knew her ass was that good! A part of her wanted to fuck the lights out of her old body, she felt her pants begin rising. She never knew why Jason never approached her physically after all these years, it must have taken him a lot willpower to resist a body that hot.

"Thanks Carly!" Jason plopped the straw in the cup and began sipping. "I'm gonna be outside a little longer with my new cup holder!"

"I think I'm gonna join you," Carly said. Whatever willpower Jason had, she sure as hell did not. "Maybe you can show me your secrets!" She winked.

We're in public!

"Fuck you, this body is mine now!" Tyler said, his newly squired breasts concealed only by two middle fingers.

"Jesus Christ Tyler," Maggie's voice cracked in frustration. "Put by breasts away, we're in public!"

"Nuh uh, they're mine now! Plus I think he's really enjoying the view," Tyler winked at an oncoming jogger. The jogger quickly diverted his eyes from Tyler's chest towards the path ahead.

"Put them away, you're embarrassing me!"

Maggie watched her old face grin even wider. She had no idea that her lips could even stretch as far as Tyler stretched them. Without saying a word her younger brother removed his top completely and tossed into the brush beside him, exposing Maggie's bare breasts for the whole world to see.

"I'm going to take a walk, maybe find the jogger or something. I'm pretty sure he wasn't embarrassed looking at me. Wanna join sis?"

Maggie was frozen in rage, her face as red as fire.

"See ya later sis," he said strutting away. "Looks like it's just me and the girls today!"

Pole Vault

"So I just take this enormous pole and thrust it into a little hole as hard as I can. Then I just ride it all the way up to a climax then fall gracefully onto a comfy pad? I had no idea how erotic pole vaulting is!" Dylan said to his sister.

"Shut up Dylan," Caroline said from the sidelines.

"Hey, I bet that little hole over there, gets more action than you!" he gestured towards the pole vaulting.

"I said 'Shut up!'" Caroline's face rose to a faint pink. "It's not like you've ever pounded any hole with your little pole anyways."

"Ouch," Dylan said. "Maybe it's time to change that."

"How? It's not like we know how to get back to our bodies, so in the mean time you're going to do my track meets in my body. That pole between your hands is the only one you got now."

"Well it's a good thing this is a solo sport," he said hoisting it up. "Because that's the only way I know how to use one!" And with that he dashed towards the little hole on the ground with his new kind of pole.

Beautiful View

Mike stretched himself awake in the warm afternoon sun. Yawning he looked down towards the pool, being greeted by the two perfect breasts upon his chest.

"My my, another beautiful view," he said admiring his breasts. "I don't think I'll ever get tired of this." He kept his eyes focused on his tits, took them both in his right hand and his phone in his left. He began multitasking between Facebook and his breasts.

Facebook used to always piss of Mike, it was full of nothing but his friend's biggest achievements, like traveling around the world or getting a promotion. He began to feel left out and useless as he grinded away at his job at an IT help desk in a major company. Then all of that changed during an office visit from his boss' boss' boss' boss and his beautiful wife who had to have been at least thirty years younger than him.

The details of the switch were foggy to Mike, all he knew is that at one point he was helping out somebody connect to the building's wifi and the next his hand held the hand of his boss' boss' boss' boss, and stood at least a head shorter than him. Oddly enough Mike didn't react that much, he figured a change is a change. Meanwhile his former body began yelling and screaming "Who the fuck am I? Where is my body? What the hell is happening here?" "Let's go hunny," his boss' boss' boss' boss said to him. And that was the last he ever saw of his old male body.

Living the life of the wife of one of the richest men in the city was like being on permanent paid time off, he hadn't had to work a single day since the incident and her husband apparently knew so little about her other than the contours of her body (which he knew really well) that Mike just kind of blended right in. The best of all was that he could post just about anything on Facebook now and he'd end up with so many likes on his posts. He held up his camera and took a selfie, his right hand still groping his breasts. Within seconds the post had fifty likes. He smiled and put the phone down, admiring the beautiful view once more.

Cat Calling

"Damn, look at the rack on her." Juan said as a busty girl in a blue bikini passed him. "Wee woo," he whistled out, "looking good babe! Wanna compare boobs?"

The blue bikined girl sneared at Juan and continued her stroll down the beach.

"What it'd do to have a dick again to titty fuck the shit out of her," Juan rolled back.

"Jesus Juan, I thought you were embarrassing when you had a dick. This is even worse," the man next to him said.

"You know what they say Tina, you can take the dick away from the man, but you can't take the man away from the dick. Plus girl, your vag ain't bad I just sometimes miss gettin hard is all."

"I don't know how you men deal with these things, I can't control it, it just pops up sometimes. It's like having a perverted jack in the box between my legs."

Juan eyed his old body up and down, and noticed the bulge in Tina's pants she was attempting to cover with a towel.

"That chick turned you on didn't she?" He nudged his friend. "You wanna fuck her don't ya?"

"Shut up Juan!" Tina hastily covered herself up.

"You know," he said checking out another girl passing by, "that's one thing I really do love about having a pussy, nobody knows if I'm turned on or not." He said winking at his old friend.

The Track Meet

Anthony had never ran more than a mile in his life, and now he was expected to go to a track meet in his sister's place. Anthony and his older Clarissa were polar opposites, Clarissa was always on the go, running around the house to get things done, dashing around town with her friends, and when she wasn't doing either of those she was literally running around the track. Anthony hated physical exercise, he would rather chill with his friends watching Netflix or playing with his guild, the Lost Leaf, in WoW, then all of that changed the other day.

Their father was a scientist working on a secret experiment involving brain waves, one night he was tinkering around with the device when an accident caused a miss fire sending a bolt electricity throughout the house. The bolt connected to Clarissa who was about to dash out the door for her evening run and the other end connected with Anthony who was in the middle of a raid. Suddenly everything in the house went dark, and the two siblings fell unconscious.

When they came to they were in the other's bodies. Anthony awoke in Clarissa's room and Clarissa woke with her face head on Anthony's keyboard. "jhunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt6g" The screen read, then she screamed in her brother's baritone voice. On queue she heard the shrill of her voice coming from the bedroom next door.

Their father explained everything to the two, and begged them to not tell mom what had happen. All they had to do was pretend to be each other for just a week, he said, and he will have everything fixed by then. Reluctantly his two kids agreed.

Anthony hated his new breast, he missed having something to grab on to when he got horny, he deliberately avoided Clarissa's boyfriend only have Clarissa text him back for him, and worst of all he hated running. But he had a promise to keep, just for a week he would be his sister, unfortunately it was the week of the State Track Meet. But if his dad didn't fix it by then he was going to make Clarissa's life his own and hang up her cleats.

Masturbating

"Oh god, oh god, oh fuuuuccccckkkkkkk," Martin screamed from Haley's body (on the bed). The two female bodies looked at each other in the eyes after the orgasm, not because they wanted to, but because instinct told them to. Martin was seeing himself from two different POVs.

It had been a rough day at both of Martin's jobs and he had to get off somehow. Martin was a multibodies person. Originally he had been born male, and he had spent 25 years of his life as a single bodied male working a steady salaried job while his girlfriend, Rebecca, waited tables. Everything was smooth and steady, until one day....

Two years ago Martin ended up in a freak accident between him, his girlfriend Rebecca, and his boss Haley. Haley invited the couple out one night for dinner and drinks, Martin and Rebecca happily agreed to go out. While out drinking a freak lightning storm appeared in the area. When the trio left the bar they were struck by lightning. The strike, defying all known laws of nature, sent Martin into both the bodies of his boss and girlfriend, meanwhile the two into his body. And from that point on wards he had been living in the bodies of two women.

For obvious reasons he moved his two bodies into the same apartment, while Haley-Rebecca, or Halbecca as he called them, moved out. Halbecca, after the incident, left the state to pursue their joint life somewhere else as a blank slate, Martin completely understood. Since the two left Martin had struggled with his two bodies, at first working two shifts at the same time was hard, he would accidentally repeat back an order made by a customer to Rebecca in a board meeting as Haley, and vice versa. Eventually he found a stable solution, Haley's body would keep her high paying job during the day, meanwhile Rebecca's would sleep until she had to go to work at her bar that night. It was like playing The Sims, but in real life.

Today though, Martin had a rough day as Haley. The board was not listening to his ideas for growing his department, on top of that he was worried Rebecca's body was about get fired at work because he had been neglecting that job to focus more on Haley's career. Ultimately he wanted to retire his life as Rebecca and just focus on Haley full time, but with the way the board was acting today he wasn't so sure about that. So he did what every guy does when stressed, he masturbated himself.

The Boss is Out

"Uhh, Misses Hale are you sure you want to be dressed that way during a day as important as today?" Stephanie, her personal assistant said.

"Why wouldn't I?" Stephanie's boss said, "Especially with boobies like these!"

She began groping her own breast right in front of Stephanie.

"Want to give them a touch?" Misses Hale asked her assistant, "You don't have to though since you already got your own."

"No thank you, what's gotten into you today Amanda, I mean Misses Hale!? Do you not remember that today is the day of our acquisition of our rival company LAB Tech, the company you built Hale Laboratories from the ground up to take on? Not to mention, today's the fifth year anniversary of Hale Labs, why the fuck are you acting like an thirteen year old boy?" Stephanie cupped her hands over her mouth, "So sorry Misses Hale, I didn't mean to curse."

What Stephanie didn't know was that she was right about her boss acting like a thirteen year old boy, because she was a thirteen year old boy, on the inside. Inside of the powerful woman's body a woman who recently was featured on Forbes Magazine's 40 Under 40, inside the body of one of the most brilliant business women of the 21st century, and loving mother, was the mind of her thirteen year old nephew Charles.

Earlier that morning Amanda's older sister came by to drop her son, Charles, off for the day. After her sister left Charles pulled a strange device out of his backpack. It was a strange remote like device.

"Oh my," Amanda said, "what do you have there?"

"An invention," Charles exclaimed, "I want to be an inventor just like you so I made this!"

"And what exactly does it do?"

"You'll see!" Charles said pressing a big blue button on the device. The next moment Charles' body collapsed as an exciting Amanda got out of her chair.

"And now I can do whatever I want!" Charles said with Amanda's lips. He picked up the unconscious Amanda in his body and rested her on the couch in his new office.

That brings us back to where we left off.

"Are you sure you don't want to touch them?" Charles asked ignoring Stephanie's comment, "Mine are a lot bigger than yours."

"Please Misses Hale, Larry, the CEO of LAB Tech will be here any minute."

"Hmm," Charles said, "I wonder if Larry would like a touch too."

"Forget about it!" Stephanie shouted and walked out, "Get back with me when you find your mind again."

"About time," Charles said spinning his chair back to the monitor, "now back to watching some porn as a woman!" His new hands inched further down between his legs.