That's not how you do it!

"That's now how you do it!" Miley said to the two women.

"What do ya mean, this is how we always do it?" Aaron (right) said.

"Yeah, leave us alone." Mike (left) slurred.

"Jesus Christ, how drunk are you two?" Miley said, "Have you two never actually been near a vagina before?"

"Oh fuck," Aaron gasped. "That's why I'm not getting hard!"

Mike began uncontrollably giggling. "Holy fuck man, I also forgot we were girls." He said between giggles. "Does it make me straight if I smooch you on the cheeks?"

"Only if it makes you hard," Aaron said taking his boyfriend's lips. "Which I think it hard to come by in our new bodies."

The couple began making out in front of Miley. She gave them time to unwind from their heat. A part of her made her jealous that Mike in her body was making out with the body of her girlfriend. She had to remind herself that her real girlfriend, Karen, was upstairs in Aaron's body waiting for her to come and try out their "new plaything."

"Looks like you two have it all figured out," Miley said, "I'm off to see Karen,"

"Wait!" Mike said. "You're right about the vagina thing. Can you show us how girls do it?"

No Hands!

"Look Carly, no hands!" Jason exclaimed walking into the living room with a mimosa buried between his breasts.

"What the fuck Jason?" Carly roared from her newly acquired male vocal chords. Then silence. Jason gulped, he didn't want to piss off his best friends. "How did you figure this out? I knew my tits were awesome, but not this awesome!"

Jason sighed, the mimosa still dangling between his breasts. "I know right!?!?!? I was just chilling outside, browsing some reddit on my iPad and I couldn't find a good place to hold my drink and read at the same time. Then it occurred to me that this bikini is a little tight, so I took my glass and squeezed this sucker in between my, ahem, your girls and bam!"

"I'm totally gonna steel your trick once we swap back!"

"You can totally have it! Only if we swap back," Jason corrected her. "We still don't even know how the fuck this even happened." He said walking over to the cabinet. "Say, do you have any straws here?"

"Yeah, check the one by the sink." Carly said admiring her old body. She never knew her ass was that good! A part of her wanted to fuck the lights out of her old body, she felt her pants begin rising. She never knew why Jason never approached her physically after all these years, it must have taken him a lot willpower to resist a body that hot.

"Thanks Carly!" Jason plopped the straw in the cup and began sipping. "I'm gonna be outside a little longer with my new cup holder!"

"I think I'm gonna join you," Carly said. Whatever willpower Jason had, she sure as hell did not. "Maybe you can show me your secrets!" She winked.

Bridesmaid

Garry did not want to spend his weekend as Julia at her best friend's wedding, but the two had been friends since kindergarten and she was unable to make it due to her flight being canceled. Since Garry actually lived in the same city as Julia's best friend Bela, Julia practically begged Garry to transform into her for the wedding. Bela came to Julia's wedding just the year before, where Garry happily attended as a man, and she felt like she couldn't let Bela down on her big day. So Julia did what anyone who had a shapeshifting friend would do, she begged Garry to take her form so she wouldn't miss it. She offered to pay him back in the refund the airline was giving her for the canceled flight. He sighed and took her form, but now he was beginning to regret it, the dress he picked up just did not work well with Julia's large breast. 

BFF's

"I want to suck the fuck out of your tits!" Jan (bottom) moaned.

"First you got to catch them," the mysterious girl taunted.

Coming out of the closet was hard for Jan, it took her six boyfriends and a fiance to finally realize men were not her preference. By her side the entire time stood Rommel, her best friend who was notoriously friend-zoned since they first met back in the third grade. He always found her cute, but never found the courage to ask her out, she was just too pretty and smart for his average looks and his awkward behavior to even have a chance (although she did find it cute, but not in the relationship kind of way). Instead he would just be the friend who grabbed drinks with her after he left the biolab he worked at, just a few blocks aware from their favorite bar.

Finally when she left her fiance, Paul, six months ago Rommel figured that this was the time to show her that the man who really loved her had been by her side all along, only to find out even to his surprise that she had given up on men. "I only stuck with them because it's all I knew," she told him over a beer that night, "but what I should have known is that what I really knew more about were women."

Heart broken and defeated, Rommel left the bar. He lost his chance, well until one lucky night a strange accident at the lab changed him, well gave him the ability to change himself. Due to a random mutation he gained the ability to shapeshift into any human form. Since then he had been hooking up with his best friend as many different women over and over again for the past six months. Meanwhile Jan had no idea.

"You've got to the sexiest girl I've ever slept with," Jan said gazing the girl above her, "what was your name again?"

"Sarah," Rommel grinned while gazing deeply into his crush's eyes.

"Let's do this again sometime."

"Oh," Rommel said while caressing Jan's cheek, "this is far from the beginning."