This is part 2 of the Inside Jessica Nigri series, a series that didn't start out as a series but her gifs were a rabbit hole of creative ideas.
Cameron was flabbergasted, his hands in his pants and his underwear wet. All he could do was stare at the "Offline" icon, either he was dreaming of Jessica Nigri just said his name live on Twitch. One moment she was just chatting with her fans the next she was playing with her breast, changing her outfit, and fingering herself while live streaming, and she said his name, TWICE! She was acting way off tonight, but as the mess in his pants showed, he didn't mind. Plus how would he know his Skype name? She had to be fucking with him, but why? and how?
He took his hand out of his pants and began to clean up. It was 3 am and he had to get ready for bed. He took off his shirt and pants and got comfortably in his boxers. As he sat down on his bed he heard the familiar Skype ringtone come from his computer. "Charliezard01" the screen read, that was Charlie's Skype name. Probably calling to talk about the crazy episode Jessica just had. "I'll talk to him tomorrow," Cameron thought.
He stretched his arms and yawned and lied down on his bed.
Skype rang again.
"Goddammit Charlie," he said out loud, "this better be worth it."
Cameron sat down on his computer and answered the call. Instead of Charlie and his pudgy face greeting him he saw someone different.
"Guess who got closest to Jessica, Guess who got closest to Jessica, Guess who got closest to Jessica?" Jessica sang and danced in front of her webcam.
"J-J-J-J-Jes-" Cameron stuttered, he had to be dreaming!
"Jessica," Jessica said, "are you trying to say Jessica?"
Cameron's fear paralyze his speech, all he could be nod.
"Errr!" Jessica said making a buzzing noise, "wrong answer! Want to guess again?"
"Wha-wh-what the fuck is happening?" Cameron forced the words out.
"I'll give you a clue," Jessica said, "I said I would get as close as possible to Jessica by the end of the summer. Now guess who got closest to Jessica?"
"M-my friend Charlie sai-"
"Ding ding ding!" Jessica shouted, "It's Charlie!!!!!!"
"What the fuck is happening?" Cameron was about to faint, none of this made any sense. "Are you saying Charlie is over there?"
Jessica shook her head. "Closer than that."
"Did-" he said leaning over to his mic, "did he touch you at a convention and bribe you to do this?"
"Closer."
"Did you two make out?"
"Closer..." she began twirling her hair.
"Did you two..." he couldn't believe what he was about to say, "have sex?"
"Close, but not close enough," She said smiling, "I'll give you one more shot."
"How the hell can I get closer than sex, he would literally be inside you at the point. I don't know if it's physically possible to get closer than that!"
"You said it right there," she said pointing towards the camera, "literally inside me!"
"What do you mean?"
"I Charlie Gregory Hammond, your best friend since kindergarten, am literally inside of Jessica Nigri."
And with that Cameron let out the loudest "WHAT THE FUCK" ever uttered.
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