Saturday, September 10, 2016

The Sauna

"How do you deal with all of this?" Clyde (left) asked the girl next to him.

"All of what?" She asked.

"You know, tits bouncing around like jello, a vagina, periods, guys ogling you and hitting on out all the time. How do you deal with all of this?"

"I don't know what you're talking about."

"I just want to know how do you deal with being a woman?"

"You're ridiculous," she said covering herself up with a towel. "I'm out. Thanks for ruining my sauna."

Clyde sighed and sulked against the steaming hot walls. He'd somehow awoken as a woman less than a week ago and had no way of figuring out how to even begin his new life. He was certain that asking other women in places women usually congregate would help. He started with a clothes store, then a Mary Kay party, even an all woman's gym, and finally now a sauna. No woman wanted to offer him any help or advice.

Suddenly the door opened, and in walked another woman. She took off her towel and sat across from Clyde. Without hesitation Clyde asked her the question he had been asking the most lately, "How do you deal with all of this?"

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