Below is an transcript of a text conversation between Andrew (picutred) and his friend BillyBilly: Great! Now get your cousin's ass over here.
Andrew: Yeah, let me just find a shirt to cover up.
Billy: Why a mirror pic though?
Andrew: huh?
Billy: The mirror pic, why did you take a mirror pic? You know all phones have front facing cameras.
Andrew: no time for that, do you want to get laid of not?
Billy: I do, I do. Now hurry up!
Billy: But why? MySpace is over, nobody does mirror pics anymore, especially after Apple started front facing cameras.
Andrew: Jesus Christ Billy. My cousin lets me borrow her body for the afternoon, I decide to finally get you laid by being her, and this is how you text me? No wonder you can't get laid.
Billy: Sorry, sorry. It was just bothering me is all.
Andrew: You know what, I don't think this is going to happen. You need to learn how to get laid on your own, you'll learn a lot about yourself doing that.
Billy: I said I was sorry, isn't that good enough?
Andrew: no it's not. You need this, it's for your own good.
Billy: Sorry! Is there any way I can make it up to you?
Andrew: Yeah you can by getting me laid. Is your older brother home?
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